madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

Yes, in the most imperfect way, you are perfect. 
Now shut up. 
Ohkay,

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

hellagayeveryday:

I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care.

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

I destroy myself so you can’t.
Six Word Story #1  (via w-ildfires)
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