chris evans when he touches people’s boobs:
on your left
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
how people from outside of tumblr picture tumblr boys:
how tumblr boys really are:
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
- just because
- i disagree with you
- does not mean
- i am not your friend
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
|—||Five things I am trying very hard to accept. (via leunq)|
Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.
i love GIRLS and i love when girls LOVE THEMSELVES and i love when girls LOVE OTHER GIRLS and this is so AMAZING
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye